Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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