I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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