Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
