his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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