I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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