I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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