he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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