areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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