Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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