Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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