i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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