whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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