your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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