trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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