If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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