plz talk dirty to me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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