I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
why is half of my head shaved?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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