New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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