Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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