Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
