I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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