My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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