Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You smell like stripper and shame
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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