She announced her abortion via fbk
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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