You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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