69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
