I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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