just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it's like heaven, but drunker
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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