Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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