I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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