Dual....:-)
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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