New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The struggles of a small town man whore
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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