So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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