I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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