Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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