WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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