I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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