Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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