I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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