They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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