I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
