i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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