did you get engaged???
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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