I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
