How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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