i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
