i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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