i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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