Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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