Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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