i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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