It's just like the Real World with babies
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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