ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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