do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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