wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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