i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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